I frequently have my breakfast in a bagel shop down the road, and since I've usually got a test car, that's what I drive. The test car will change weekly, so I'm always showing up in something different.
Not that long ago, the two ladies who work there came over and said, "We don't mean to be rude. But we have to know ... you've always got another car. What do you do?"
I explained that I'm an auto reviewer, and these are vehicles lent to me for the purpose of driving and evaluating them.
"Oh," said the one. "We thought you were just rich!"