The annual Hallowe'en flyer arrived today, sent out by the local party store advertising the costumes it has for sale. (I thought the guy wearing a dresser on his body and a lamp on his head was kinda neat, frankly...)
Anyway, along with the costumes, the store was advertising specialty contact lenses. Depending on the style you choose, your eyes will look zombie-like, wolf-like, one of various hues, or completely black.
Uh huh. Now, I'll admit, I'm very squeamish about anything in my eyes, but beyond the squoosh factor, I value my eyesight pretty much above everything else. So I'm simply left scratching my head. What kind of a moron goes to a costume store, buys a cheap pair of contact lenses made of who knows what who knows where, and then puts them in his eyes?
