I say that because, instead of English, Walmart is communicating in Corporate-Speak, an unusual language developed solely for the purpose of spewing bovine feces instead of facts. Specifically, here's what a company spokesman had to say about the decision to cut 750 jobs in Canada ...
We are implementing a new management structure in our stores that will enable us to provide improved service to our customers and enhanced career opportunities for our associates.
The new management structure makes more of our associates available during peak shopping periods when our customers need us the most, and gives our associates greater access to their managers for their ongoing career development.
Hell, never mind write this stuff - I can't even translate it. But I do love that last line. Does this mean that "Let me ask my manager" is actually part of climbing the company ladder?
