According to a story in the U.K. Mirror, an 18-year-old girl walked into a tattoo shop and asked for three tiny stars to be tattooed beside her eye.
Then, she claims, she fell asleep during the procedure and woke to find that the tattoo artist had instead inscribed 56 permanent celestial orbs across her visage, due to a language barrier.
Uh huh.
You can read all about it, and see what Kimberley Vlaminck apparently slept through, by clicking here. Having been tattooed some 19 times, and unable to fall asleep during any of them because I was busy peeling myself off the ceiling when the needle hit a few tender spots, I'm more inclined to believe the artist's story: that Vlaminck asked for and approved the artwork, and then changed her tune when Daddy and Boyfriend didn't find it quite as appealing as she thought they might.